Kiss the Drummer

WHAT THE PAPERS SAID

“She’s done it again. I’m amazed!”

TIME OUT

“Still don’t get it…”

THE GUARDIAN

“A preposterously confusing mêlée of historical anachronism, entirely unbelievable characters and a complete absence of credibility in the plot…”

THE SUNDAY TIMES

“Clearly a young lady who pleases herself…”

LITRERARY (sic) WORLD

“A breathtaking performance, a carpet of melody, intrigue and symphony. Not to mention rhythm. It rocks…”

MELODY MAKER

“Uttterly libellous…”

GENESIS MONTHLY

“I can only describe this as a magnificent obsession…”

THE DAILY MAIL

“I’m sorry but that is just not humanly possible. Wouldn’t mind giving it a go though…”

PERCUSSION MONTHLY

“Can I have your autograph…?”

THE LAMB WAKES UP WITH A BIT OF A HEADACHE - THE BELGIAN PROGRESSIVE ROCK SOCIETY E-ZINE

“Getting into the style stride. Just needs a halfway believable scenario and an absence of vertically limited percussionists now. Shouldn’t be long…”

THE SJC GARDEN SHED APPRECIATION SOCIETY

“Liked the humping bits. Again…”

THE SUN

A NOVEL

FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE “MARVELLOUS…” (MOTORING WEEKLY) ‘FAMILY SNAPSHOT’

AND THE “MOST TENUOUS…” (THE ECONOMIST) ‘SAVING PEELIP’

Somewhere in the late twentieth century, in a time that does not really exist. Ninety five percent hanging about - the rock ‘n’ roll rollercoaster. “Buzzing, sweaty, passionate and talented…” Three bands, two playmates, one drum kit. The rest is history.

Or it bloody well should have been…