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S J Collins is a literary genius.  Three novels in under a year, and another three in progress - the woman is a maniac.  And one of these days she’ll write something sensible.  Born in a small seaside resort in North Wales at the end of the swinging sixties, she has spent her life in the service of her art.  Suffering the - irritatingly over - past life of a sex-crazed farmer; the interminable mundanity of a prison of normality; and the profound inconvenience of a hugely disabling anxiety state, in selfless sacrifice to the book-reading public. >>

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WHAT THE CRITICS SAY...

- A masterpiece of fantasy...

- What was that all about then...?

- Clearly an author who pleases herself.

- Is this legal?

- Quite incredible in its banality

- I’m sorry but that is just NOT humanly possible...

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Can’t really be arsed...

I am not at all sure anyone is remotely interested in what I have to say.  

This is a bit of a handicap for an author.  I’ll give it some more thought then...

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A preposterously confusing melee of historical anachronism, entirely unbelievable characters and a complete absence of credibility in the plot.  Loved it!

An emotionally  retarded , highly psycho-analytical fantasist...

The Garden Shed     

(Coffee Break Again Eh...?)

04 May 2012

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Kiss the Drummer >>

Works in Progress

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Beddingford Opera >>

Calling Mr Gladstone >>